The Divine RPG - A Hellish Pandandom

Oozy is never preferable.

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Then you've forfeited your right to complain.

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You can't say that until you've had to wear pinchy shoes.

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And you can't say anything until your feet are bony, blackened horrors.

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I would much prefer to have horrorfeet and ride in a cart than have feet nearly as bad and have to pull this thing. It won't move, Barty.

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*crosses his arms* Then we wont move.

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I am pulling, I am.

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*Barty pauses to retch over the side and the entire cart gives a threatening metallic moan*

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*Regulus looks away to avoid a chain reaction sort of situation, he's vomited pinkish fluid onto the pavestones enough times without being egged on by Barty*

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*Andrew looks up with difficulty at the comical, surprisingly goofy conversation. Humour? In this place? Surely not. It's enough to almost make him crack a smile. Small miracles can be a blessing.

He pulls himself up in an attempt at greeting, despite how much it hurts.*

Do you need any assistance at all?

*His eyes quickly flit over the two men, and linger just slightly longer on Regulus. Young, attractive (or would be under different circumstances), and certainly submissive from what he can see. Maybe old habits needn't die hard after all.*

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*Regulus lets go of the cart's handles and straightens, alarmed that this man had gone unnoticed (as well as by his appearance, even when you're expecting everyone you meet to be a rather horrible-looking version of themselves the shock of seeing someone reduced to a bonebag of cracked skin without even hair to hide it never really goes away)*

No, thank you, that's quite unnecessary...

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*Barty, eyes wide at a spotted opportunity, stands in the wagon and leans over to whisper in Reg's ear*

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What?! Don't tell me you'd feel bad. Bit late for that.

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That doesn't mean I am going to make a habit of imprisoning people to drag rusted wagons all around Six. Be quiet and stay in the cart...

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*ignores this bit of advice, leaning on Reg's bleeding back, putting a terrible strain on the old cart, his voice ringing out across the alley very conspicuously, his face a picture of misery, bloody vomit frothing from the corners of his mouth melodramatically*

Please sir. We're broken and vulnerable.

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*he catches the handles of the cart so Barty's shifted weight doesn't topple it over, but he looks supremely unimpressed both by Barty's plan and lack of self control to just stay silent in a cart for a couple moments while doing so*

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I can see that- though I am impressed to see somebody else just wandering about.

*He brushes insects off his body with a new casuality, as if picking a piece of lint off a suit. He's starting to feel better already*

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*Regulus eyes the insects, taking note as a stray bee flits off down the street - no one down here is really in any place to judge, but ever since he first got here it had been clear that trouble usually starts in Seven so, as without his wand from when he had been alive he is rather supremely ill-equipped at fighting back in the event of danger, he tries to stay away from trouble as much as possible*

We're not wandering, per se, sir. We're headed somewhere.

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Are we? I thought we stopped thinking about destinations ages ago.

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No, you stopped thinking about destinations. I am not wandering.

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*Suddenly this is far more important than he would have otherwise thought. It might have been just the promise of some information, but he really can feel his strength starting to return. He turns more to the one on the wagon to talk because he's probably going to be more accomodating.*

Wherever the two of you are heading, it would do me a huge favour if I could tag along. Give me a leg up, would you?

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But of course!

*hops out of his wagon to do so, though he regrets this motion immediately and crumples a bit, swearing and staggering in a zig-zag before finally, gingerly, reaching this new face, his cracked and frost-bitten hand out-stretched*

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*Uses him to hop into the wagon. He watches his painful display with legitimate concern, but when he manages the concern vanishes.*

Thank you. You're from 9?

*Surprised that someone who seems so friendly is from a lower level than himself; but then he of all should know that appearances are deceiving.*

You've come very far.

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